EVH subforum under new management

[admin]

After numerous complaints, we are forced to bring in a new moderator to oversee the free-for-all in this forum.

We had to find someone who:

• Knows how to lead people
• Has the respect of everyone on the forum
• Is always in control of his emotions
• Gives generously of his time
• Is well dressed
• Can play guitar better than Ed

Obviously it was a difficult search but we found the right guy. If there's a problem you have to answer to him.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHc5i4O2tc[/youtube]

[chrisom]

[stef]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEqhg-qozdk[/youtube]

[chrisom]

Somewhere Ritchie Blackmore is rolling on the ground laughing after he saw this...

[dirtycooter]

Damn..... Malmsteen has hit the Elvis barrier. I wonder how he got them pants on
That was an awesome display though for him to pay respect to a country he isn't originally from.

[admin]

How did the orchestra members keep a straight face while a bloated pirate version of Jim Morrison overplayed a face melting solo?

[dirtycooter]

I thought it was absolute awesome display of showman and musicianship to the extreme.
One thing about it, his brain works on another wave length. He thinks in keys, not notes, and is able to immediatly execute it with his hands. Mind boggling!
Its like Rainman with a guitar
Yngwie! What are doing??
Definitly counting notes. Counting notes definitly. Kmart sucks

[EJSLPlexi]

It has been discovered that those that like to throw insults at Mr malmsteen are in every way INFERIOR to him on the instrument
I suggest instead of using your time to insult this monster player you spend your time trying and i repeat TRY to re-write rock guitar as he has done. Good luck your are going to need it!

[EJSLPlexi]

Somewhere Ritchie Blackmore is rolling on the ground laughing after he saw this...

Not a chance!

[admin]

It has been discovered that those that like to throw insults at Mr malmsteen are in every way INFERIOR to him on the instrument

We are all inferior to the master.

[vanhalen5150]

I'm grilling a peanut butter banana sandwich.

[Bore Em at the Forum]

Without a doubt, "I Am a Viking" and "Trilogy Suite Op 5" are timeless masterpieces that transcend fads and trends. Like Elvis, the Beatles, the Stones, and Sinatra, Yngwie's work will be the center of pop music culture for generations to come.

[somethin'else]

Not to speak of the moderator of this new Awesome sub forum! but He is just so . . . untouchable. He's channeling Paganini, or the devil himself, I'm not sure which But where is his harem? I can just see him lounging around, puffing the opium hooka with ladies spillin' wine and pigs heads stuffed with apples . . . Beggars' Banquet . . . but I can't find them harem girls anywhere No pics, nothing. No harem? Means only one thing . . . Liberace!



(the new moderator really can play though, and please don't ban me, good sir! )

[stef]

[BrownSound1]

You guys better be careful. Don't want to unleash the f'ing fury!!