Woah! Easy now! Where do I start... First of all, no grounding is lifted, I'm not a total dumbass.

Ha, but maybe I am for trying this! I wanted something that would do several things in one box, since dragging around an Ohmite with all the cables is a pain in the ass. The Variac is STRICTLY for REDUCING VOLTAGE to the plexi, not as an attenuator, if that's what some of you are thinking. And the speaker motors are for eating power from the second speaker jack (ala vanhalen5150's speaker motor box), so these two things are totally UNRELATED. They just reside in the same box, and they both reduce volume. Guess I shoulda made that more clear.
Now, residing in the same box might be the mistake, since I hear you guys about the possible noise they will cause each other. I just had to try it, could be a failure. But before I find out if it is a noise disaster, I have to iron out what's wrong with the variac making a buzz, and I think Ampsnob helped me figure it out. Hopefully...
In the meantime, here's a pic of the outside...
